a rANDOM GUY JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING XBOX I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE I’M JUST IN THE CORNER I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS I’M HERE?
UPDATE: HE KNOWS I’M HERE HE ASKED WHERE THE REST OF OUR GAMES ARE
I’VE CHALLENGED HIM TO A SINGSTAR BATTLE THIS FUCKERS GOING DOWN
HOT DAMN HE CAN SING
WE’RE BEST FRIENDS NOW
me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
"Hayley is a powerhouse. Her voice is crazy. She can sing rock, punk, R&B, dance and her voice is very versatile. She is also a sweetheart. She is great.” - Brendon Urie
You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
His name is Liui Aquino, a filipino cosplayer. And I think, by far, he’s the greatest Hiccup cosplayer I’ve seen.
im gonna major in assassins creed